so i was driving on the new jersey turn pike today, past all the strip malls and oil refineries and I had a deep thought!!!! "wow," I said to myself over my danity kane album blasting away on repeat, "i bet this was once beautiful, its amazing what people can fuck up." And then i contemplated all the things humans have fucked up - the planet, our country....oh and whitney houston's career by bobby brown/crack. whitney is also from nj btw, so my thought train was very logical.
Whitney who was once the standard for singers could coo mid tempo to slow jams to perfection, triggering the safest and quietest of orgaisims in the drivers of volvos nationwide- but whitney has blossomed now, as we all know, into an even better and more vibrant train wreck.
A prime example of this, is this duet - uniting whitney and her man bobby in their rendition of "We got something in common".
Would it be redundant to say they're baked out of their skulls? Watch her hop/hump dance....mmmmm, yummy yellow.
shall we compare to their earlier version? (better than faces of meth)
conclusion: shit is so cheesy, i like her better high. GO STEELERS.
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