NEW SPRING BREAK IDEA #45

Let's go to Disney World, get drunk and see robot Obama.



Eh? Creepy good time?

Cha-Cha-Obama

Obama On Leno

Here's the interview:

Aw Shucks Whatsa Matter Rush?

Despite the fact that Rush Limbaugh looks more and more like an ex-Sopranos star these day, doesn't take away from the fact that he's a lil' wacko! I guess someone thought it was a good idea to get this clown to be the keynote speaker at theCPAC conference, but in this clip he gets a little carried making some conection between hating the Arizona Cardinals and how Democrats are pussies. (what?) Anywho, we get it Rush, Obama ain't your guy..it's cool, just chill out a little! Take another Vallium!

OH GOD!

Obama gave a sweet "lets fix this darn economy" speech tonight and Lousiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, another young half-breed (there's a chance I might garner some shit for this one), gave the Republican rebuttal. His short speech was verging on extremely robotic,(aka he should be selling car from a local dealership) and apparently Keith Olbermann, who was dishing out some commentary on MSNBC, picked this up almost immediately as Jindal walked out ( make sure you listen carefully!). Now who left the dang mic on again!:

What was cut from obama's stimulating package

You may not turn to LBS for politics but you may also be bobby brown. sup bobby. yeah, i hear that bobby. it would be cool to have $50 million for exploration...you can thank the GOP for that....now pass that crack pipe bobby and lets get high so we can be interested when we read this list. Enjoy...(thanks CNN)

Partially cut:

• $3.5 billion for energy-efficient federal buildings (original bill $7 billion)

• $75 million from Smithsonian (original bill $150 million)

• $200 million from Environmental Protection Agency Superfund (original bill $800 million)

• $100 million from National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (original bill $427 million)

• $100 million from law enforcement wireless (original bill $200 million)

• $300 million from federal fleet of hybrid vehicles (original bill $600 million)

• $100 million from FBI construction (original bill $400 million)

Fully eliminated

• $55 million for historic preservation

• $122 million for Coast Guard polar icebreaker/cutters

• $100 million for Farm Service Agency modernization
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• $50 million for Cooperative State Research, Education and Extension Service

• $65 million for watershed rehabilitation

• $100 million for distance learning

• $98 million for school nutrition

• $50 million for aquaculture

• $2 billion for broadband

• $100 million for National Institute of Standards and Technology

• $50 million for detention trustee

• $25 million for Marshalls Construction

• $300 million for federal prisons

• $300 million for BYRNE Formula grant program

• $140 million for BYRNE Competitive grant program

• $10 million state and local law enforcement

• $50 million for NASA

• $50 million for aeronautics

• $50 million for exploration

• $50 million for Cross Agency Support

• $200 million for National Science Foundation

• $100 million for science

• $1 billion for Energy Loan Guarantees

• $4.5 billion for General Services Administration

• $89 million General Services Administration operations

• $50 million from Department of Homeland Security

• $200 million Transportation Security Administration

• $122 million for Coast Guard Cutters, modifies use

• $25 million for Fish and Wildlife

• $55 million for historic preservation

• $20 million for working capital fund

• $165 million for Forest Service capital improvement

• $90 million for State and Private Wildlife Fire Management

• $1 billion for Head Start/Early Start

• $5.8 billion for Health Prevention Activity

• $2 billion for Health Information Technology Grants

• $600 million for Title I (No Child Left Behind)

• $16 billion for school construction

• $3.5 billion for higher education construction

• $1.25 billion for project based rental

• $2.25 billion for Neighborhood Stabilization
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• $1.2 billion for retrofitting Project 8 housing

• $40 billion for state fiscal stabilization (includes $7.5 billion of state incentive grants)

RACOONS INVADE WHITE HOUSE, HUNGRY FOR CHANGE

(CNN) — In the ongoing battle between a pack of particularly ambitious raccoons and the White House groundskeepers, the raccoons appear to be winning.

According to White House spokesman Robert Gibbs, no raccoons have been caught on the White House grounds since the band of intruders were first spotted roaming the premises earlier this month.

The National Parks service set up several traps around the White House lawn earlier this week after determining one large raccoon and several smaller ones were causing trouble around the West Wing and the Executive Mansion.

If and when the raccoons are caught they will be released into the wild, the National Park Service has said.

But the traps, which include peanut butter and apples as bait, have yet to allure any of the pesky mammals.

"No raccoons that I know of have been caught or disbursed into other places in Washington," said Gibbs.

The White House press secretary also said he would be of little use in the hunt: "There are a few that roam in my backyard, so I don't have any particular tips."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

this picture makes me feel two very different things at the same time

still not over it

Not over it

yes we can SANDCASTLE

Yes, we did

ITS ABOUT TIME WE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING LANDSLIDE (knock on wood)

non partisan site that consolidates all state polls into a color coded map.

i check it every day.

yep, this site

because its updated every day

and ive got a crush on obama

OOOO SNAP!

what! what! mr powell endorses OBAMA